I’m on weight watchers (again). I yo-yo like an elevator in the shard. I quite like ryvita; I quite like philly, I love it all together with fruit, salt and pepper and fresh herbs. It’s a very low 3-point lunch. My local tesco for some unfathomable reason, does not stock philly at the mo, so I’ve tried cottage cheese for the first time in my life.

This stuff is really just chilled baby vomit, isn’t it?